GET RUDE

About GET RUDE

RUDE is a queer-founded sexual wellness company building the world’s first real-time sexual satisfaction engine: adaptive devices that learn your body in the moment. We exist because sex toys are broken. Despite £37B spent every year, 40% of people are still dissatisfied and 70% of products are thrown away after just a few uses. GET RUDE replaces guesswork with precision, combining biosensors, haptics, and AI trained on real-world pleasure data to create touch that adapts as you do. Think WHOOP or Oura but for sex. The last high-frequency human behaviour without feedback or optimisation. Each interaction trains our system to understand arousal more deeply, compounding insight across every body and experience. From solo devices to shared experiences, we're building the operating system for human pleasure: a data-driven, radically inclusive foundation for better sex and better understanding. We’re more than tech: we’re part of a movement. Queer-founded, community-led, and radically honest about what pleasure really means. Our mission: to build the most trusted platform for pleasure on the planet, empowering users through intelligent tools, education, and self-knowledge.