Elevate My Brand published a challenge to write 5-word marketing horror stories by its team.

Elevate My Brand (EMB) is a woman-owned marketing agency that has provided innovative, creative, on- and offline solutions for more than 500 brands since 2009. We partner with a wide array of ethical/diversity-driven companies, from business-to-consumer (B2C) to business-to-business (B2B) clients, and from start-ups to blue-chip brands. And as an attorney- and VC-led team, we can work just as easily in highly regulated industries as we can in CPG. We promise 33% of the average agency onboarding costs and 1/3 of the average time to marketing implementation so that while our team builds brand relationships to populate the funnel behind the scenes, you can focus on core business needs.